La tradición de este año nuevo mexicano es quizás la más divertida y la favorita de todos. Tome una maleta vacía y dé un rápido paseo por la cuadra para asegurarse de que 2019 estará lleno de nuevos y emocionantes planes de viaje. Tome una uva y si es dulce, el mes correspondiente será feliz y próspero, pero si es agrio, prepárese para algunos desafíos ese mes.Īfortunadamente, como ya está de vacaciones, disfrutando de su alquiler de vacaciones de lujo en la Zona Romántica de Puerto Vallarta en Pinnacle Resorts, tendrá algo de equipaje a mano. Se coloca un tazón de 12 uvas en la mesa, cada uva destinada a representar un mes diferente del año. Aquí hay algunos de nuestros favoritos divertidos que tal vez desee que formen parte de sus celebraciones de vacaciones en Puerto Vallarta.Įsta es una tradición muy común de Año Nuevo en México que se practica comúnmente. Ron White: I got thrown out of a bar in New York City.Parte de la diversión de celebrar la Nochevieja en Puerto Vallarta es agregar algunas tradiciones culturales mexicanas a tu noche. Now, when I say I got thrown out of a bar, I don't mean someone asked me to leave, and we walked to the door together, and I said, "Bye everyone, I gotta go!" Six bouncers picked me up and hurled me out of that bar like I was a Frisbee. Those big old New York bouncers that think about bouncing. They hang out with other bouncers, talking about bouncing. They go home at night and watch Road House and fondle themselves. I walk into a bar and the bouncer comes over to me, real pissy, and goes, "Take off the hat!" I'm like, "What's the deal?" He goes, "I'll tell you what the deal is. Gay people in this area wear hats we're tryin' to keep them out of our club!" Oh really? The only way we can tell down in Texas is if they have their hair cut like, yours. Anyway, I took off the hat, and he walked away. About an hour later, I was drinking and I forgot. I put the hat on, and he comes back over. Now, I'm between six-one and six-six depending on which convenience store I'm leaving.
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I weigh two hundred and thirty pounds, and this guy comes over, poking me in the shoulder. He says, "You're outta here!" and I said, "I don't think so, Scooter!" And I was wrong.
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And then they squared off with me in the parking lot, and I backed down from the fight, cause I don't know how many of them it would have taken to whip my ass, but I knew how many they were going to use. That's a handy little piece of information, right there. The police got called because we broke a chair on the way out, and I refused to pay for it. I refused to pay for it cause *we* broke it over *my* thigh. And at that point, I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability. White, you are being charged with drunk in public-KA!" I was like, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! I was drunk in a bar! They, threw me into public-KA! I don't want to be drunk in public! I wanna be drunk in a bar, which is perfectly legal! Arrest them!" He didn't arrest them, instead he had me do a field sobriety check, where you stand on one foot, raise the other foot six inches off the ground, and count to thirty. I made it to "woo!" Is that going to be close enough? It wasn't, so they called in for my arrest record. There's some good news! Satellites are linking up in outer space. There's a telegraph in Fritch, Texas, going: beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Ron White: Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Now, I told you that story, to tell you this story.
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When I was seventeen, I was arrested for being drunk in. Ron White: If you knew Morse code, you'd know that already. And one DWI, which was a bogus charge, cause it turns out they were stopping every driver, traveling down that particular sidewalk.